I’ve decided its time for a fucking rant.

1# Ex Girlfriends

Fuck OFF, You my darling are an ex for a reason, ex means past, current means present, you were dumped not the other way around, stop trying to shove your fat nose into everything, i put up with you for 2 years because you were not an ex, but now you are and I will use all my power to kick your fat arse out if you start shit with me tonight, i never said much because I didn’t want to put him in a bad position, and if he still cares I won’t, but you are no longer his girlfriend, thats my spot, its my turn to be happy and actually treat him properly not act like a jealous fucker every 5 minutes, im relaxed, your not. Usually girls are like that for a reason but im not you. so do us both a favour and fuck off for good yeah.

2# Bitches On Facebook

you DO MY HEAD IN. Stop positing photos of cute couples on facebook or conversations because its not going to happen, your living in a fantasy world, whatever guy would say that to a girl is usually a creepy one, a mummas boy, or has serious stalking issues, ive been in that position and you get sick of it and like a little sarasm, meaness, or mystery, so shut the fuck up and stop draining my news feed yeah. It’s fucking annoying

3# Screaming children.

If your child throws tantrums every where, stop taking them out, SIMPLE. Every school production, every school meeting, every coffee shop or shopping mall or school asembly seems to have the same bitch that keeps bringing there kid out to places when they havent slept or are just grumpy fuckers, It’s frowned upon but I will tell your kid to shut the fuck up personally and give you a lesson in parenting skills yeah? If you can’t handle them (fair enough kids are little shits) don’t take them out to places where they can wait in the car for 5 minutes while you get a coffee.

That’s all for now, because I could keep going all fucking day.